December 2011
When someone you don't like is absent. →
theannoyingskwid:
Lord_Voldemort7 helped someone ask a girl to prom...
iamharry-potter:
alittlethingcalledswag:
bubblesandbows:
hyrulian-nights:
cracktastic:
theambiguoushero:
This was adorable to watch via phone.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
always a reblog forever.
Jake Bunger dude is probably lord voldemort but that’s so cute :3
Voldemort you’re a beautiful person god bless you
Bless you Voldemort
When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you...
fuckyeahloldemort:
COME HITHER MY FRIEND!
When you and your friends look at old pictures
lolsofunny:
i made a new friend on the plane
lolsofunny:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
Blog that makes you LOL
6-word short stories
enchanting:
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
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The world ending in 2012? I think we're all... →
daily-tumbles:
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